We love our pets here at TechnoBuffalo, so much so that we bring them to the office.
You may have seen Lucy and Eva in various videos and pictures on TechnoBuffalo. They demanded they get in on the Holiday Gift Guide, it sounded a lot like “Bark, Bark, Woof, Woof, Grrr.”
Eva actually sat down and tried to type this list out, but we ended up helping her out.
Celebrity Hacienda Dog House
Price: $30,000
The Celebrity Hacienda Dog House is a dog house customized for some celebrity, your basic Hacienda Dog House will set you back $30,000 before any customization, shipping or handling. I believe you can get air conditioning, heating, lighting installed in your hacienda. I’m fairly certain in some parts of the U.S. you could purchase a human house for $30,000. If the “Hacienda” style is not your pooch’s style, the same company also offers a Brick Estate Dog House and is more affordable at around $25,000.
Canine Shower Stall
Price: $1,250
Have you ever had a roommate that just wasn’t very considerate and sort of just messed things up all the time? Well Eva told me exactly that, she really needed a better bathing arrangement and needed my stuff out of the way. The Canine Shower Stall is what she asked for. This showering tub has a 38-inch hose that sends 16 water-jets deep into your dogs thick fur or hair to remove any dirty spots and dead skin. The tub is fully enclosed with a plastic roof to keep you dry from your dog shaking soap or water all over you. The Canine Shower Stall has 31-inch high walls with additional shelves to help accommodate smaller canines. Retails for $1,250.
Though your pet would love this dog laptop, the Toshiba Petbook is probably not real.
Price: $325-$399
While at the office, Lucy and Eva, as they normally do, were browsing technology related sites when they stumbled on Toshiba’s Petbook. Though I tried to explain to Lucy and Eva that this is likely an April Fools Joke, they wouldn’t have none of it.
Prices start at $329.99 to $399.99, comes in 14, 15 and 17-inch Widescreen Display with SlobberGuard Technology, Built-in DoggyCam and microphone, rawhide casing, bone-shaped trackpad, pawprint reader for additional security and a innovative bark2txt (v 3.0) software that converts your pups barks to text. Toshiba promises a 99 percent accuracy rate on this software.
I’m skeptical about these devices—they only come with 2 and 3 GBs of RAM.
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